Viva Pinata - more manly than Castle Crashers which is more manly than gods testicles

Yes thats right. I bought Viva Pinata. Do i regret it? NO. ITS FUCKING CLASS

before i continue, lets take a moment to remember what happens in everyones favourite games - CoD and Gears.
"Fuck sake. Fucker. 2 piecing shite. FUCK OFF. FUCKER. PISH GAME. IM TRADING THIS IN" - 2 mins later - "FUCKKKK BASTARDING FUUUUCKKKKING CLIFFY B. CANT YOU MAKE A DECENT FUUUUCCCKKKING GAME. PISHHHH PIECE OF SHITE" - after a while, and after you have taking blood pressure pills, you decide to go onto CoD - "STTTTOOOOPPPPPING POWER!!!!!!! P90 - FUCKER. CAMPiNG PIECE OF SHITE. ACOG SCOPE. SHOTGUN. M16. JJJUUUUGGGGERNAUT "
anyone who can honestly say that they have said these things, are the people who ruin the game for everyone else. fuck you you wee bastards.
Viva Pinata is not recommended for anyone who considers more than 2 colours in game (i hardly think variations of brown, count as a different colour) a bad game - so Grissom should avoid this, as it is very much a "fucking crayola game"
This is, honestly, one of the best games i have ever played. Anyone who disagrees with my taste of games is clearly a giant retard, that has learning disabilities. And cant pee straight.
Basically, all you have to do is manage a garden. Thats it. Despite this extremely simple goal, its a very hectic game. Your Pinatas will drop like flies if you dont keep them happy. Dr Bastardos (Dr Dastardos) comes along, shits in your pinatas mouths, and then they die. Your pinatas fight with each other, and then eat one another.
Also, i strongly disagree with the "U" certificate on this game. it should be an 18. The reason? You can pimp your pinatas. I wish i was making this up. When you want to spawn more wee bastards that you have to appease, you have to fill out the "romance requirements". Then you have to watch them as they "dance", with some sleazy music goin on in the background. All thats missing is Barry White going "Awww Yeaahhh"
Then, you get paid for creating unholy spawn. THEN, you can make the offspring mate with their parents. THEN, you can create even unholier spawn, by having a "Pinata Party". I'll let you work out what this is. AND THEN, you can sell your pinatas off to the Bitch (she runs the general store).
Also, there is a person called "Willy Builder" How brilliant is that?
I dont think you can actually "finish" this game, but i dont know why you would want to.

so all in all, i would genuinely recommend this to anyone who has had enough of Gears and CoD. And when you buy the game, ignore the looks of disgust from the man operating the till. Hes just jealous

I told ye all bout this months ago. I have nearly all the gamerscore in it.

I love reading ur reviews there real funny haha

Grissom wrote:I told ye all bout this months ago. I have nearly all the gamerscore in it.

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!
GRISSOM LIKES VIVA PINATA!!
HES NOT ALLOWED TO SLAG A GAME EVER AGAIN!!

im loving how no-one else has replied to this topic

just shows how disgusted people are with me

I'll reply then. I did play this game before, and it was quite interesting but at the time I had no attention span at all ad it involved too much effort. If I had a chance I would try to pick it up and play it for a week or 2 because I had a few laughs with it.

u'll wind up giggling softly to urself while u sleep

it really is worth buying, and u can get it 4 cheap now

Disgraceful person. I swear to Christ, when you bought that game. I could see your self-esteem float gracefully out of Richmond Center. I watched him buy this game, so disapointing.

i little part of me died, but that part used to think that gears of war 2 would be good.
im glad it died

Viva Pinata is more manly than the Devils Testicles!!!

Buy this game or you are banned from playing the Xbox untill the greatest game ever devised by man kind is in the tray, for all stupid people (Holy Tan) thats Viva Pinata. Then you must send me 3 chocolate coins and your family.

i loved viva pinata, i found it got way to hard towards the end, but its fucking addictibe

the only thing that ruined it to me, is fufilling some of the tasks to get new pinatas

I had it before ye all. Got it with Forza2, never really played it.

FBI Swift wrote:I had it before ye all. Got it with Forza2, never really played it.

that doesnt really count wan.
seriously. everyone should get this game, or at least make a new gamertag and play it on that, in case your afraid of getting slagged. I knew a boy (who may or may not be Butters) that did that with Dead or Alive Xtreme 2. The "X" stands for "XXXX". the extra "x" stands for "X RATED PORN HERE!! LIVE NUDES DAILY!!"